I also forgot to mention I finally got a haircut. I think it’s like cute.
Ok so my mega crush guy totally got tipsy and was like “I almost called you” so should I do DIY wedding invites or do you think I should just let someone else handle that?
Get inside and lock your doors. Close your windows. There’s something in the fog.
I was almost late for work yesterday because there was a wasp that would not fucking get away from my car door.
I really hate wasps.
One of my friends told me we were going to watch Frozen this weekend. And I’m like ehhhhh
"pack up your troubles
and let’s head out
to the fountain of death
and splash about
swim back and forth”12 plays
Can I make a kickstarter to fund my idea for a twin peaks themed bar/bakery? If you donate $1000 or more, you get a free pie